First, let me just say I am not a true believer in love…. I’ve always had low expectations with men and even lower trust in them. I’ve read and heard thousands of theories and none of this nonsense sounded true to me. All of these psycho pop books like “Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus”, “A General Theory of Love” and “The Secret to Love That Lasts” just seem to contradict each other and leave me thinking it is pure bullshit. The only theory I could relate to is that love was invented by men, just like god and religion were.

Everybody seems to have their own theory on love. Even I have one. I’ve come to think that men are pretty much all assholes. And I don’t mean this in the wrong way (…). Cause I’ve met a lot of assholes in my life; I even have asshole friends. Turns out they’re just fun to be around.

Men just don’t think before they say something. I don’t blame them cause I’ve come to realize that it’s just the way are, really.

They’ll tell you that you’re pretty; they’ll look you in the eye and say they love to be around you…. But don’t be a fool: it does not mean anything.

If he tells you your skin is soft, well congrats to your moisturizer.

Unlike women, men don’t analyse, overthink or plan ahead what they are going to say to you. So if a man tells you any of the above, it does not mean he loves you or that he likes you… or even that he wants to see you again.